Elliot: I wish you didn’t have to go to school.
Me: Me too. I wish I could go to your t-ball practice with you.
Elliot: How much longer are you going to be in school?
Me: About two more years. And then I can get a job.
Elliot: But you already have a job!
Me: What is it?
Elliot: Making a wonderful home for me and Trav!
Indeed. Best job ever.
